Confucius say "Aaachhfuckyouooo !!!"
Here is my question, "Fuck You !!!"
Here is my advice, "Are you fuckin' crazy ???"
To be or not to be, is an irrelevant question. You are either with us or against us is senseless ranting. You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth, is an exaggeration. One small step for man, doesn’t put you on the moon. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, thy neighbour couldn’t give a rat’s ass. Oh, East is East and West is West, and never get stoned drunk when in jetlag. Political correctness is tyranny with manners you fucking douche. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth kicks you in the balls for lying. I have a dream, but this California’s Humbodlt County makes me forget. God is dead, so are your grey cells by now. Dancing after dinner is silent poetry, farting is the side-effect. I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways to irritate my boss. A witty saying improves nothing about your stupor. An I for an I and you get Roman numeral II. Old jungle saying, don’t shit in a Phantom’s den. With great powers comes unwanted expectations of responsibility. Well done is better than well boasted. You are smarter than the average bear, which has IQ of 23. Any sufficiently advanced technology today is indistinguishable from last week’s iPod model or one released a week before that. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are already in jail. The answer my friend is blowing gas. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the time you went away and then returned. Men are from Mars, Women wish they were on Venus instead. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, so go suck an egg. Elementary my Dear Dumbass! Do you feel lucky punk, blow on my dice then. So long and thanks for all the nights.
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